Arbor

- Happy Day.

Have a tree.

And a giraffe.

- Sometimes I'm ashamed to be a Transformers fan.

They're making a live-action movie, something that everyone who's ever been a fan should be overjoyed for.

Instead?

Fandom is now saying that it's going to be the biggest bomb of 2007.

Why, is this?

Because they're making a police car Decepticon. And because they're naming a tank Devastator, a character who was a Gestalt (Combiner robot) in the series.

No, I'm serious. Transfans actually believe that the movie will the worst film of the year, will be critically lambasted and that no one will come see it, simply because of these two events.

Ugh.

People.

THEY'RE MAKING A TRANSFORMERS MOVIE.

Take a moment. Let that absorb into your head.

Let me repeat:

TRANSFORMERS. MOVIE.

Live action. Cars, trucks, fighter jets, tanks.

Transforming into giant robots and fighting each other.

We've been wanting this for 20 years, and you're going to say you don't want to see it because of that?

For shame.

- Finally...

Wii!!!