Ew

When I played Final Fantasy VII, I couldn't help but be slightly unnerved by one of its little sidequests.

The only way to get the most powerful summons is the game is through, of course, chocobo breeding. Yup, if you want to get Knights of the Round Table, you need to get two perfect birds to do the horizontal mambo.

I'm not alone in feeling this way, apparently. This one leads into this one. And this one's an oldie but goodie.

Pokemon do the hunka-chunka, too. And that's cross-species thumpin, too, which is infinitely creepier.

BTW, if anyone's afraid to open the links, no, they're not porn, I promise. *shudder* Just some damn good comics.

I feel I should probably say some more, but I will later.